The stooges are left in charge of a gas station and manage to blow up the automobile of their first customers, three famous European professors. The stooges steal some of the academics' outfits and end themselves at "Mildew," a women's institution where the three professors are scheduled to appear. The boys assume their place on the faculty after being mistaken for the real thing. When the real professors arrive, the stooges try to persuade a wealthy woman, the school's donor, that an athletics program is more necessary. When the real instructors give them a nitroglycerin basketball, their athletics exhibition comes to an explosive conclusion.